rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

(Source: brujabby)

popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

(Source: nymphoninjas)

breakinq:

following back tons

breakinq:

following back tons

(Source: d-r-3-a-m-3-r-s)

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals


#scroll out#reveal the giant squirrel pulling her strings

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

gnarly:

Why do some couples make their status “single” every time they fight. I don’t put “orphan” when I get into fights with my parents.

(Source: stilinskis)

butlesbians:

♀ blog ♀

if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure

(Source: r0yall)

(Source: e-x-p-l-i-c-t)

dangerhamster:

100,000 notes and I wonder how many people realise this line was improvised by a 7 year old

For those that don’t know, this is a show called Outnumbered. A British show where the child actors are only given guidelines not actual lines so they say whatever feels natural for them to say in the scene. I think only the oldest brother has actual lines. If I remember correctly this girl was the youngest person in the country to ever win a comedy award.

(Source: katiebishop)