fartgallery:

kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person

We would have been happier if we admitted our faults.

ten-word-story, #31 (via underallthis)

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breadsigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

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coward:

coward:

coward:

ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever

i get like 10 hellos a day because of this post

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jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

alloftheveganfood:

Vegan Mug Cake Round Up

One Minute Chocolate Cake in a Mug (GF/SF)

Banana Microwave Mug Cake

One Minute Coffee Cake in a Mug (SF)

Single Serving Chocolate Chip Cake in a Mug (GF/SF)

Coconut Pandan Mug Cake (GF)

Sweet Potato Mug Cake

Single Serving Red Velvet Microwave Cake (GF)

Chocolate Peanut Butter Mug Cake (GF/SF)

Baked Thin Mint Single Serving Cake

Whole Wheat Pumpkin Spice Mug Cake

mspbandj:

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

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yologna:

stop the alphabet at t cuz i dont want none of u